Only at Columbia: Red Pen Edition

Parkour!

Seeing as how pot use in general (and the legalization of it, especially) is something that effects society, I’d say that that’s probably a topic you could use for a sociology paper at just about any school.

Those definitely are serious issues.

Anything that produces smoke at a fire drill will produce more smoke than the fire at said drill.

Amen.

Jes? Trent? I love you guys. You know that. We go way back. All the way back to whenever I first read that entry… so I guess we really only go back to about May 5th at 7:16pm, but you know that I consider you both family at this point.We’re as close as complete strangers can be.

That said, here’s the deal.

You do pay to go to college. You know who else pays? Everyone who is sitting around you, trying to hear the lecture over your disruptive behavior. In my opinion, if it talks in class like a five year old, spells like a five year old, and has an overblown sense of self importance like a five year old, it’s safe to treat it like a five year old.

Also, it’s Trent’s hot body. He does what he wants.

That explains so much, Trent.

I’m starting to think that the maintainer of this group doesn’t fully understand the concept of this group.

Irony: i·ro·ny/ˈīrənē/

Noun: The expression of one’s meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.

I should mention that this is the third comment about Dumbledore’s coming out party (apparently it was the biggest event in Columbia history), and that in both previous comments, they did spell his name correctly.

I’m mostly just posting this as a “hey, you! Lookin’ sexy!” to the maintainer of that group.